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Bodywand Massager: A Hitachi Magic Wand Clone that WILL BURN YOU!

“Got Me Burning Up!” or “Attack of the (Hitachi) Clones” or “Bodywand Blowout”

Note: My apologies for deviating from the focus of this site (prostate massagers) to write this review, but I consider it my duty to let you know about products that are good, bad, or in this case, bad and dangerous. Next update, we’ll be back to the booty hole, I promise!

A few months ago, I took my lady friend to one of my favorite adult stores to do a bit of shopping. After settling on a toy, (the aforementioned Bodywand plug-in massager,) we promptly retired to closed quarters and broke it out. She loved the vibration, and I loved watching her love the vibration; for the next few months (of sporadic use,) life was great until…it melted.

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Yeah, kinda like that.

Melted!

And I’m not just talking about the rubber head, but even the Bodywand’s housing itself (which I assume is ABS plastic.) That’s some serious heat! See the pics below for an idea of the damage.

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I have no idea why some of the melted spots are pink. I swear it’s not bubblegum!
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Wouldn’t you love to pleasure yourself or your mate with this?
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Not OSHA approved :p
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Even the HOUSING melted!
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More melted spots
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My lady friend gets hot when she’s turned on, but not THAT hot!

I demanded satisfaction! How could a product with such great Amazon reviews be so bad?

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You’d be amazed at how often this happens to me.

I emailed Bodywand and waited. And waited. And waited! Three months pass by without even so much as a computer-generated reply!

Calling their customer support number was just as useless; five minutes of waiting to get a voicemail that (apparently) nobody checks. Never heard back from them.

So, regrettably, I’ve been left with no recourse but to take it to the internet.

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I think I need to pick up a stress ball.

I implore of you: DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT! YOU WILL WASTE MONEY AND (possibly) START A FIRE OR BURN YOUR PARTNER.

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Or do both at once. Maybe you’re into that sort of thing, though.

We’ve since purchased a much better wand massager, and life is great, once again 🙂

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Savor the afterglow.

TL;DR – The Bodywand is a dangerous product and should be avoided. Rant over.

PS- In case you were wondering, the replacement that we purchased is the Vibratex Magic Wand Original. After considerable research, I learned that Hitachi no longer distributes their Magic Wand under the Hitachi brand name (as they don’t wish to be associated with sex toys,) but still manufactures it; Vibratex is the singular authorized US distributor for (what was) the Hitachi Magic Wand. If you want my recommendation for a wand massager, that’s the one.