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Cream of the Crop: The 5 Best Prostate Massagers of 2015

Happy (belated) New Year to everyone! With the new year upon us, we turn away from the past and look to the future. With this in mind, we thought it would be fun to give you our recommendations for the 5 best prostate massagers for 2015. With any of these in your arsenal (or all of them, no judgement here) your 2015 will be the best year ever (for ground-shaking, quivering orgasms!)

So, without further ado, we present to you (in no particular order)¬†our top 5 picks for the…

Best Prostate Massagers of 2015

First up, we’ve got a classic design, updated in a new colorway for 2015:

Shibari 7″ Multi-speed Vibrator

Shibari 7": one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

OK, so this is essentially your run-of-the-mill, meat-and-potatoes vibrator. But, before you completely discount it, think about it: this particular style of vibrator has been around for ages. It’s a classic for a reason, and those reasons make it one of the best prostate massagers of 2015.

1969 Dodge Charger: probably not one of the best prostate massagers of 2015
It’s like a 1969 Dodge Charger…for your ass

 

This thing is a workhorse and an essential tool in any man’s toolbox. At an inch wide, it’s just wide enough to let you know it means business. At 7 inches long, it’s got the reach to get right on your spot. With the vibration module at the tip, it sends pleasure to wherever you point it. Our recommendation? Do it standing up, over the bathroom sink for the best possible angle. Bonus: easy cleanup after you blow your giant load ūüėÄ

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Next up on our list,

Don Wand Bent G Dream

Don Wand Bent G Dream: one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

The Don Wand Bent G Dream is one of the¬†best prostate massagers of 2015 because this prostate massager gets the job done, and done well. It’s kind of like two tools in one, since the handle side is usable as well. We suggest that you actually start off with the handle side to get ready and then flip it around for maximum pleasure.

Check the specs, Don Wand has engineered a pretty awesome prostate massager:

  • 7.5 inch overall length
  • 4 inch insertable length (smooth end)
  • 3 inch insertable length (beaded tip)
  • 1.25 inch max insertable diameter
  • Borosilicate glass

Don Wand Bent G Dream: one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

The angle of the bend, combined with the bulbous head at the end, make for a really incredible experience. We also really appreciate the use of borosilicate glass, which makes cleaning a breeze.

Don Wand Bent G Dream: one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

Normally only available in pink (hey, whatever floats your boat) we were able to track down the cobalt blue version, which we feel makes for a stunning addition to any collection. Pick this one up ASAP!

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Prisms Hamsa Prostate Massager

In the same vein, we thought you might like a green version. While Don Wand doesn’t make one, we found out that Prisms Erotics makes an almost-identical prostate massager to the Don Wand Bent G Dream, only in smoky jade.

Prisms Hamsa: one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

 

It’s got the same exact specs as the Don Wand Bent G Dream:

  • 7.5 inch overall length
  • 4 inch insertable length (smooth end)
  • 3 inch insertable length (beaded tip)
  • 1.25 inch max insertable diameter
  • Borosilicate glass

Looks pretty slick, right? We thought you might appreciate another option for a truly magnificent prostate massager, and one of the best prostate massagers of 2015.

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Up next, we’ve got a great new addition from the Sinclair Institute: The Onyx.

Sinclair Institute Onyx Prostate Massager

Sinclair Institute Onyx: one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

Aside from the aesthetic value of this prostate massager, it has amazing functionality in its design. The curve is at a great angle and the ribbed end adds some unique sensations against the prostate that we’ve yet to see in many other prostate massagers. Check the stats:

  • 5.75 inch insertable length
  • 1 inch¬†insertable diameter
  • Angled and ridged tip
  • Borosilicate glass

Sinclair Institute Onyx: one of the best prostate massagers of 2015

Still not convinced? Check out this promo video from Sinclair Institute. Seriously, this thing is bad-ass and will have you cumming buckets in short order. Definitely one of the best prostate massagers of 2015.

Seriously, do yourself a favor and pick up the Sinclair Institute Onyx today. Along with a couple bottles of Gatorade. You’re gonna need to rehydrate afterwards.

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Last, but not least, we’ve got a rather interesting entry from Rocks Off:

Rocks Off O-Boy Prostate Massager

Rocks Off O-Boy: : one of the best prostate massagers of 2015
Rocks Off O-Boy

We covered the entire line of Rocks Off prostate massagers in November’s Rocks Off Roundup and the O-Boy came out as a favorite. The combination of the curve of the shaft and the vibrating perineum base make for a formidable adversary in the battle to not break down into a cumming, whimpering mess. Check the stats:

  • 4.5 inch insertable length
  • 1.9 inch insertable diameter (thinnest point)
  • 3.5 inch insertable diameter (thickest point)
  • 7 speed vibration
  • Medical-grade silicone

We recommend you read our entire roundup to decide for yourself, but we can guarantee that the O-Boy will be a great addition to your collection.

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Well, that’s the list! We hope you enjoyed our list of¬†the¬†best prostate massagers of 2015. As always, bookmark our site and keep checking back for the latest prostate massager reviews. May your 2015 be filled with mind-melting prostate orgasms ūüėČ

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To start 2015 off right, we thought it would be fun to give you our recommendations for the 5 best prostate massagers of 2015. No BS, just the best of 2015!
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